Junlei

CRAZY PEOPLE, MUGGING AND MUSIC.

2008-08-23T06:58:00.000-07:00

Hey! i am trying to un-dead this blog. Trying. Not working very well, though.

Anyway, moving on. E-O-Ys are week after week after next. I think. And everybody *coughcough points accusingly at people sitting around me* all seem to be mugging really REALLY hard. Can someone teach me to focus/increase attention span? I tried to study, then 5 mins later I was bruising myself on my skateboard. THEN I wasted 2 hours writing inane stories on my computer. I realy need to study. CAN SOMEBODY SEND ME THEIR GEOG NOTES??? Kai keeps forgetting. I am pinpointing you online, Choo!!! SEND THE NOTES!!! Okay. That being said, i still need help studying. I really don't wanna flop E-O-Ys. :(

Oh, and before i forget, a tribute to favourite bands half-forgotten, by me and the mass media (But they don't deserve to be):

- Savage Garden (They broke up, aww.)
- MIchael Learns to Rock
- Secret Garden
- Westlife (not my fault, grew up with them)

And many, many more, who are not so forgotten or are not bands:

- The Eagles (there is no 50-60+, balding group of old men who rock more than they do)
- Lene Marlin (wasn't really known, but GO LISTEN!!!)
- ETC, because my brain is not working.

And, thanks to all the people who tagged my dead blog:)

So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Junny

MIDSUMMER NIGHT

2008-06-27T05:28:00.000-07:00

Midsummer Night was really fun!!! Haha. Today, after school most of the Emily cast (Kai, Mel, Clarissa) came to my place cos' they didn't wanna stay in school. So, yeah, we trekked, and then they climbed the very annoying 4-filghts to my house. Anyone who has come before can testify to that.

We were just slouching in front of the TV watching Edible Incredible! when Mel and Clarissa decided to go downstairs to "practice wearing heels". I stayed up to clean my room. I looked out of the kitchen window to see the pool (I had to crawl on the table, I'm too short) and, SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!! They brightest pair of glow worms in the cave decided to SWIM in the pool in their uniform. Totally forgot about clothes, so, when they came up, gave them towels, told them to drip dry in front of the door, then get blown dry. So Mel borrowed my shirt (she had FBTs), and Kai played the hero and told me she didn't need clothes.

We trekked back (it was 4.20pm) and rehearsed once with lots of mistakes, then changed. I was Richard, and I looked like a gangster. Really. All I needed with the swinging yellow chains. Haha. We bunned Mel hair, fringe and all (I know!), and while Kai and me (the guys) ran off on a food mission for Ms Sharon, Mel, Sonia, Clarissa and Inez put on makeup. More like Clarissa put on makeup for everyone, though. I am SO glad I was a guy. No makeup (shudders). Well anyway, after that the thingy was gonna start and we were fifth, or something.

So I was panicking, (and if you have seen me nervous, I know a couple of you have, you remember that I'd have to run everything through in my head, until I feel better) so I was telling the people (Mel, Kai) who were telling me to calm down to shut up. Hah. Love you guys for putting up with the ultimate psycho-me. *smiles*

Yeah. We went out there, and they (not including me) were perfect. SO LET'S HEAR IT, FOLKS!!!! GIVE A HAND TO KAI, MEL, CLARISSA, INEZ, AND SONIA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whee. Clapclapclapclapclapclapclap.

And I loved the ending to A Midsummer Night's Dream, Go Marylyn and Joy!!!!!!!!!!!

AC DEBATE CAMP!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-06-06T09:25:00.000-07:00

Okay, this will probably be my longest post just yet. Probably. Yeah.

OK, AC debate camp. On the first day, we were split into groups so none of us debators or Kai (did I tell you I was so proud of her for not abandoning me there?) were together. I was in group 7 with: Basil(RI guy, was in Y-14s, second speaker, Pro crap at prepping, and totally straight-faced - its very scary.), Rohan(ACS, also pro crap, also Y-14s, first speaker, totally crazy, and I'm supposed to be his "child" - not related to Charm.), Dinnie(NYGHS, cool, she got higher than me on sweets.), Megan(CHIJ St Nick's, super nice, really gentle, has a charm-your-pants-off style, looks like a HAMSTER!!!! She's very cute:) .) Yeps, my team.

We had 2 debates on the first day, and our first motion was:
THW teach kiddies that Santa does not exist.

Like, HUH?! Yeah. But it was really fun, kinda got really serious, my team was so focused and pro I felt ameteur. Ah, that's life. We came up with really cool points in the end, though, like detraction from the Christmas spirit and the commercialsm of Santa Claus. We won!!! I was a horrible timekeeper. :( Haha. Banged the table at 2min cos' Basil was telling me something and I got distracted.

Second debate motion:
THB that Hollywood has a bad influence.

I spoke, and screwed up so bad I feel like an idiot. BUT ITS OKAY! LIFE WILL GO ON!!! Even if I want to die. MOVING ON!

SECOND DAY OF AC DEBATE CAMP

On the 2nd day, we had some weirdo amazing race around Orchard road. Yes. Supposed to be "team-bulding activities" but I suspect its just an excuse for the facilitators to bully us. EVIL PEOPLE!!! Anyway, here's how it worked:

Each team gets a pamphlet containing the clues to the location of 7 stations.
We run like hell to the station after figuring out the clues, and complete the sadistic task set by the sadistic facilitators
Get the points from the facilitators, and run like hell to the next station.

Yeps.

We got chased out of our first stop(Kinokuniya). Our task: Find "I love to debate" in 12 languages. Stupid security. Yes. But our next task was WORSE!!!!!!! At Isetan, we had to go into the supermarket and buy a packet of 5 oranges and a tube of wasabi. Then we were supposed to peel each orange and separate it into 4 pieces. We had to cop a mouthful of wasabi, and then put the oranges into our mouths, then run from McCafe to the Coffee Bean at Wheelock. It was digusting. We (everybody but Basil) were running around like headless chickens with saliva dripping like crap. HE just stood there and had his mouth closed and strolled like nothing was going on. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes. It was very interesting.

THE THIRD DAY

On the third day, our debate motion was :
THW prepare for an alien invasion.

We were prop, and Rohan didn't come, so we had a mental blockade at the start. Yeah. Then Basil realised we could interpret "alien" as in foreign, so "alien invasion" as in war. Yes. Then (this is the interesting part), Basil went HIGH. Ooh-er. O_o Yes. Very much so. Basil doesn't go high like normal people, but it was scary all the same. He was going "Yeah...Yeah! Okay, okay, you think of the sub, I'm gonna sit here and imagine their faces. " Then he sarted mumbling our case and pretending he was the opp and stuff. He was damn funny.

The showcase debate was erally funny too, they did the Santa motion. But that's a different story for a different time, partly because it deserves a post of its own, partly cos' my hands are tired.

Junny

SEVEN DEADLY SINS

2008-06-02T07:15:00.000-07:00

Just did this weirdo quiz on Amanda (AKA Cheese)'s blog and the results made me wanna fall over laughing. I am VERY greedy, thank you very much!

Greed:	Low
Gluttony:	Low
Wrath:	Very High
Sloth:	Low
Envy:	Low
Lust:	Very Low
Pride:	High

Discover Your Sins - Click Here

HAHAS. Why don you try?

NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-06-02T05:10:00.000-07:00

Today, Kai, Kiran, MowMow, Gwen and me went to cine to watch NARNIA : Prince Caspian. Truth to be told, most of us were just there to see how much it had strayed from the book's plotline and make crude comments when it did. Haha. It was actually ok, even if they made Peter childish and cut out the funny parts and rearranged a coupla things, it was just fine. Kluski, Mow and me, being the type who "read-it-when-I-was-six" were talking about how different it was (mostly Mow and me, she was on my left) then Gwen, who didn't read the book, needed explanations. Haha!!!! Yeah. Then after, Kai and me were having this argument on who was cuter, sorta went like this:

Kai: Skandar Keynes (Edmund Pensevie) is so much cuter!
Me: No, Reepicheep (the mouse) is cuter!!! He makes me wanna squeeze him like this *demonstrates* until his intestines come outta his mouth!!!!
Kai: Reepicheep is NOT cute! Skandar Keynes is cute!!!!
Me: NONONO!!!!!!!! Skandar Keynes is not cute, Reepicheep is cute!

So on and so forth.

We had so much fun!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha. We sneaked in burgers to eat in the theatre cos' we didn't have lunch, then randomly, Mow goes : I finished my chickpeas! So sad!!!

MowMow's really cute. And random. I shall now tell you one of her wise(read: random) sayings: Life is like an onion. The more you peel it, the more you cry. Also, it is good in salads.

Junny

SLACKER..........

2008-05-31T05:31:00.000-07:00

I am such a slacker.........haha. All I've done is Maths and the Gov. part of LA, and nothing else. GAH!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to panic now. GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Okay. Needed that outta my system. NVM. Has anybody drawn their map? I dunno how to draw a map with the weird links......... Somebody help me. Please? I think I'm rusty on skates now, all I've been doing is boarding... going to cry(totally sounds like something my mom would say so please ignore). OKAY!!!!!!!!!! GOOD NEWS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! I sorta managed the side flip today, but nearly fell down. Crap that, I FELL down. Hard, too. But YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LONDON BRIDGE

2008-05-30T19:10:00.000-07:00

OKAY, GET THIS: TODAY, MY BRO WAS SINGING "LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN" IN TUNE. Haha, he was so cute, standin in the middle of the hall and going, "london bridge is falling down, falling down, faling down". It was really loud (by his standards) too. It was fantastic. I mean, c'mon, we usually have problems getting himv to TALK, and he was SINGING!!!!! YOU ROCK, KOR!!!! (even if I ususlly tell my friends you're annoying). Can you imagine that?

L.O.P.P.O.C.S.

2008-05-29T20:30:00.000-07:00

Haha. Have put this post off far too long but the tag from Kym just reminded me. I will now introduce you all to the great, the wonderful, the fantastically crazy group of people the form L.O.P.P.O.C.S.-

Me - Founder
Kym - Co-founder
All the people in Lee's class at Stanford - First members
Anybody else - I dunno

L.O.P.P.O.C.S. stands for Lotus Position Psycho Chipmunk Sect, and all who wish to gain peace may register to study the Flying Stork Hopping Frog position, or may register as animals. Eg. Kym = Meerkat, Mel = Rabbit, Hannah = Mouse, etc.

So, YES! Join L.O.P.P.O.C.S. today and enjoy a free session on finding your inner chipmunk!

Junny

WELCOME HOME KAI!!!!!!!

2008-05-29T07:36:00.000-07:00

OK...very pissed with blogger right now. Just typed a 2-page post and the stupid thing deleted it. Anyhows, shall post about LA fest another time. For now...WELCOME HOME, KAAAAAAAAAAAAAIII!!!!!!!!! Been so boring without you, glaad you're home and all that mush. Are you free on Monday??? You better be in the AC debate thing, if not, I swear, you will DIE!!!! OK, NVM, its on 3,4 and 5, okay? Yupsy, see ya.
Junny

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-05-28T03:49:00.000-07:00

THIS IS TOTALLY LATE, I KNOW, BUT ANYWAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ROCK ,GIRL!!!!!!!! Continue to be fantastic in Lang Arts and so PRO in writing, cos' if you don't, who else is gonna understand me and my retarded English moods? So YEAH girl, you rock.

DEDICATED TO MY WONDERFUL SENIORS.

2008-05-22T04:33:00.000-07:00

THIS POST Is DEDICATED TO MY WONDERFUL, NICE, CRAZY SENIORS. THEY WON THE Y-14S!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO PROUD OF THEM. Okay. Now, Stanford's over!!!!!!!!! Yeah. Its was so fun, but it was kinda tiring, too. So I'm sorta glad its over, but sad too. :( THE JUNE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE!!!!!!! But there's so much work, GAH!!! Okay, shall stop crapping.

JUNNY

GRANNY!!!!!!!!!!

2008-05-17T21:52:00.000-07:00

Hey. My Granma currently next to me on this laptop, so cool, right? My granny rocks, yay!!! Sorry, ate chocolate, hyper now.

FREAK

2008-05-17T05:40:00.000-07:00

Okay, hello. Went to East Coast today to eat seafood. Kym was telling me that her sister ate crab with a fork and spoon so decided to try. IT WORKS!!!! So cool, right? Okay, Stanford is crazy. Try doing 9 response papers to 9 different stories and editing your 1600+ word short story AT THE SAME TIME!!!! Yeah....I'm very depressed, my story is so crappy. Shall breathe now. *inhale-exhale-inhale*

And our stupid conversation in lab a few days ago is on Kym's blog!!!! I read it again, we sound like right idiots. :) Its okay, being crazy is a gift, right, KAI?
Today in stanford my very evil senior Sarah was poking me non-stop. I screamed bloody murder, and Dilys went "Jun Lei!". Haha, crazy-Dilys. THEN she went high. O.O

Anyway, I am in SO. MUCH. TROUBLE. Cos' I haven't started e-learning. GAH!!!!!!!!!!!

TIRED

2008-05-12T02:22:00.001-07:00

Hello.... Back from stanford...so TIRED. Supposed to be typing my 1200+ word essay and my 500+ word narrative, but... HEY, I'm TIRED! Yeah. Today the guy was crapping about steams of consciousness and Virginia Woolf and he talked like this: *dronedronedronedronedrone*. Mel and me were just blindly copying and trying not to fall asleep. Then in lab we had a weirdo converstion with Kym on this laptop, it went something like this: Mel:ATCH//ooooooooo Me: Huh? And it literally went on like that until Wanda looked at us like we were crazy and told us that she didn't know us. Ok, moving on.
My seniors are in the Y-14s quarters! YAY!!! Celebrate with me!!!
Still tired by the way.
JUNNY

HELLO

2008-05-11T02:14:00.000-07:00

HELLO!!! This is my blog. :) Its kinda thanks to Kai (not really kind of, cos' she made the entire thing because I have NO idea how to work this), so YEAH! Tag before you leave, and please ignore the welcome message that makes me sound like a testosterone-driven, creepy guy on steroids.